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clater:

that kick added 40 yrs to his face

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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